Friday, January 16, 2009

Intro to Management Accounting~

This lecturer is the same one who taught us FA2 last semester.... the malay lecturer XD


Lecturer:
i see malays wear baju kurung, indian wear sari... but i never ever seen a chinese wear cheongsam


Lecturer:
Most of u are kuda right? (he's talking about zodiacs)...
Well... im tiger /gg
which of u are kuda?? raise up ur hand
*most of us raised up our hands*
then.... which of u r tigers??
*one person raise up*
(then he noticed a group of guyz din raise up their hands)
then wat r u guyz???

That group of boyz : HUMANS


The lecturer grab the newspaper (The Sun) and started reading out the zodiac : Horse

Lecturer:
"This is a year of change for the Horse"
Girls~!!! CHANGE UR CLOTHES~!!
(he was refering to the cheongsam <_<)

"while ur career may progress quite smoothly..."
of coz la... im teaching u all

"the chances for romance are not too good..."
*turns to a few boyz sitting near him*
GUYZ!! dun tackle girls...

"u need to strike a balance between work and play to keep ur other half happy."
*squint his eyes and frowns*
(his expression so funny~!!!)

"avoid starting a new business or changing jobs"
DUN EVEN THINK ABOUT CHANGING CLASSES!!!

"if it must be done. do it towards the second half of the year..."
*write CNY date on board and draw a line to count the second half of the year*
26/1 is ur CNY, so according to the last accounting period
(LOLL!! HE USING ACCOUNTING IN DATES!!!)
*count count count*
Change about in july O_O

"u need to pay special attention to ur health as minor health troubles...... "
pay attention to ur healths... like headache, fever.... HIV, cancer

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